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Here are my favorite websites to visit when I'm not crying in the corner of the one-room apartment I now live in, because my wife kicked me out of the house that I BOUGHT with MY MONEY, and just because I smacked her around a little bit, the judge gave it all to her. What? Oh yeah, just click on the links, you snotty little bastards.
IMDb - See all the info about my famous TV show
MySpace - Be my friend... please, I need this
StudentFilms.com - Watch the show and post a review!
Action on Film - Come see the show in Long Beach, CA at 11:00am on July 29, 2006
BestFest - Come see the show in La Jolla, CA at 12:30pm on July 30, 2006
tedvoltolina.com - Cousin Teddy's website. Piece of crap if you ask me.